Poem: Bull Clinton
"Bull Clinton is "full of it" they say, His "staff" couldn't get out of the way. He's in and out of courts. 'cause of his fallen shorts. he leans to the left, so they say.

Poem: Buddy the Dog
Buddy's been sniffing around and, panties are what that hound found. He got them in bed, on the Presidnet's head. Now guess... who'll be off to the pound.

Poem: Donkeyng
Donkeyng the promoter is brash, with his smile, his cash and his flash, More than anything else, he's promoted himself. but that "suit" can't quite cover his @#!

Poem: Mike Bison
Mike Bison's a boxer with bite, he's the best when it comes to a fight, so stay in your homes, when this buffalo rams, and keep your ears well out of sight!