Reports are coming in that ARMYDILLO DAN has gone AWOL!!!
BART THE ELEPHART has gone in a silent but deadly manner...
Armydillo Dan™

Armydillo Dan is a fighting machine.
He is trained to be tough, hard and mean.
Always ready to attack,
with a cannon on his back,
Just don't ask him to clean the latrine.
Bart the Elephart™

Bart the Elephart was a blast
Butt around him his friends all felt gassed
When he came they could tell
For they knew his foul smell
Which would clear out a room super fast!
Meanies Series 1 Armydillo Dan
$30.00 each
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Meanies Series 1 Bart
$30.00 each
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MEDIA ALERT...MATT THE FAT BAT Has Bit The Big One!
Navy Seal has been Deep Sixed...he will not rise again!
Matt The Fat Bat™

Matt The Fat Bat couldn't fly.
His big belly kept him out of the sky.
He hides on the ground,
like a blood thirsty hound,
Bites your toe, and sucks you bone dry.
Navy Seal™

Navy Seal is a fighter all right,
protecting the world with all of his might.
With his tank and harpoon
the enemy is doomed.
They might as well give up the fight!
Meanies Series 1 Matt the Fat Bat
$25.00 each

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Meanies Series 1 Navy Seal
$25.00 each

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Otis The Octapunk has gone Adult Contemporary ...and may never come back!
Sledge The Hammered Head Shark has just been Nailed!
Otis the Octapunk™

Otis The Octapunk
Said "Yo Dude, my music's not junk!"
He would smash his guitar
like a crazy rock star,
and the octagirls would call him "OctaHunk"!
Sledge The Hammered Head Shark™

Sledge The Hammered Head Shark isn't quite dead, some diver had flattened his head
He was in a hungry mood,
and was searching for food,
now the diver is sushi instead!
Meanies Series 1 Otis Octapunk Gold Earring
$25.00 each

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Meanies Series 1 Sledge 5 Gills
$25.00 each

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Meanies Series 1 Otis Octapunk Silver Earring
Limited Edition 11,000
$50.00 each

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Meanies Series 1 Sledge with 6 Gills
Limited Edition 11,000
$50.00 each

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ATTENTION ALL HIGH ROLLERS...SNAKE EYES JAKE HAS JUST CRAPPED OUT!

Snake Eyes Jake™

All of the serpents were rolling the dice
They were playing each other for a pile of mice
One set of dice were fake
They belonged to Snake Eyes Jake
He was sneaky and would win at any price.
Meanies Series 1 Snake Eyes Jake
$15.00 each

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