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Splat the Road Kill Kat Splat The Road Kill Kat didn't cross at the green. A big truck was coming that couldn't be seen. To the left and the right this kat didn't look, and now poor Splat is as flat as a book! |
Boris the Mucousaurus Boris the Mucousaurus has a leaky snout. Wherever he goes his boogies drip out. His snot hangs from his nose which he never ever blows. When he sneezes you'd better look out! |
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FI & DO the Dalmutation A Dalmutation named Fi-Do is an odd mutant beast Where he should have 1 head, he has 2 heads at least With 3 eyes in 1 head and 1 eye in the other this strange, creepy mutt could be his own brother. |
Peter the Peegull Peter The Peegull was in trouble. He had to get to the toilet on the double If he doesn't get through the door, there'll be a puddle on the floor, for poor Peter will have burst like a bubble. |
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Hurley the Pukin' Toucan Hurley the Toucan Made a habit of pukin' 'specially while up in the air his friends would all run cause his barf weighed a ton and they didn't want chunks in their hair! |
SPECIAL LUCKY 1 1/2 Lucky's so mad he's insane. He has every right to complain. He'd like to kick rump, but he can't with a stump, 'cause his foot is someone's keychain! |
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