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Bare
Bear™
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Bessie
Got Milked™
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Not locking his door wasn't wise. He was expecting just one of the guys. Goldilocks barged in, he was down to his skin, and they both got quite a surprise! |
Her agent sure got her inspired, but her milk is all he desired. "You will make lots of cash with your own milk mustache," but Bessie ran dry and got fired. |
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Burny
the Bear™
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Chicken
Pox™
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Burny was back in the woods, where you know he was up to no good. All his clothes needed patches, from playing with matches. So, don't mess with fire_understood?! |
Red spots were all over this chick. He'd itch and he'd scratch and he'd pick "The Pox" was contagious the itching outrageous, and those scabs would make other chicks sick |
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Digger
the Snottish Terrier™
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Donnie
Didn't Duck™
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A dog from Snotland named Digger, did what you probably figger. Don't ask for this paw, for he's picked his nose raw, and those pickens just keep gettin' bigger! |
When his mother lectured, Donnie Didn't care. "If your head wasn't attached, you'd leave it somewhere." But Donnie Didn't listen, Now his head is missin'. When mom speaks you better beware! |
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Floaty
The Fish™
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Lucky
the Rabbit™
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Floaty is dead as can be, on his back he bobs constantly. His eyes are all puffed. Should Floaty be stuffed, or flushed and buried at sea ? |
Lucky's so mad he's insane. He has every right to complain. He'd like to kick rump, but he can't with a stump, 'cause his foot is someone's keychain! |
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Peeping
Tom Cat™
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Phlemingo™
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This Tom Cat liked to Spy. You could tell by the look in each eye. This cat was a creep, at his neighbors he'd peep, 'til they came to arrest this strange guy. |
What Phlemingo coughs up is obscene, It's thick and slimy and green. When he starts a hackin' the neighbors start packin' 'cause he treats the streets like a latrine. |
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Sunny
the Premie Chickie™
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Velocicrapper™
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Sunny the Preemie Chickie, got cracked and came out too quickie. He wanted to fly, and now with bacon he'll fry, Poor Sunny's all broken and sticky! |
Velocicrapper is laying some pipe. It's big, it's brown, and it's totally ripe. It draws all the flies, It waters your eyes, and there's not enough paper to wipe! |
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Full
Set of Series 2
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